Batman and Robin

Batman and Robin is a mess.  It is joyless, unnecessary, and stupid.  I saw this in the theater when it came out, and that might be the last time I saw it, until now.  It would be easy to sit here and type about everything that is wrong with this movie, though it would make for a long post, so I decided to do something different.  I went into it with the intent of finding five good things about this movie.  I knew it would be difficult, but I figured I could do it.  I sorely underestimated Joel Schumacher.

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Batman Forever

Batman Forever was the top grossing movie in 1995.  I read that on Netflix’s description, so I believe it to be true.  Unfortunately for Joel Shumacher, that is not its legacy.  Its legacy is a song.  It is a song that will get stuck in your head, burrow down deep, and not go away for days. Continue reading